The day that he was buried She wept herself into a faint. She blubbered that the coffined corpse Was the body of a saint. He was supremely righteous. So kind, so good, so dear; And she treasured every moment They had spent together, here. Here and there a sniffling mourner Shook his head, though not in grief, But rather in a kind of wry, Ironical disbelief, As he recalled this marriage And how the widow often yearned To express her disenchantments Where her husband was concerned. Nor was she reticent to tell To whomever was about That her dear spouse was a failure, A fool, a boor, a lout. But now, alas, he's in the grave, God rest his tortured soul, And a brand new grieving widow Is assuming her new role. --Dom Mart Accesses: 5 |