They're pissing on the cowboy dead drunk back of Jack's passed out by the dumpster near a pile of hoots and hollers waiting to combust with the right airlessness and proper heat index (This tale would rhyme if we called him "Tex"). He just walked right in Ten Gallon drunk already under his hat and said he'd just rode in for a drink so we poured him twofingers scotch which he drank then commenced to call us names as if HE didn't look a fool in cowboy duds. We kicked his butt (but he wanted it) and dumped him passed out out back by the mentioned dumpster where they're pissing on that cowboy dead drunk. We manhandled his wife-- said she was his sister but we knew better; with that square dance dress, took her for a Bible-read Baptist-- into the back seat of a really too small car for cheap quick unasked sex which she came to enjoy with her cowboy dead drunk. Now I'm alone with my penis and a six-two lover in a tight cell where I think of her dripping descendants of friends and neighbors crying Lord Lord as she did after the cowboy was declared DOA, dead drunk him; and us bruised but none-the-worse for it. God! I love Dallas! Yes, I do indeed love Dallas in the heat light of morning through the dust blowing out of some desert from the west and, if I ever get out, no Christmas ever will be like that night and I will wear no boots but let cowboys die in them as they should (five of us hurt in the fracas-- Jim's jaw broke, Ted's tendons torn, Ken's knee popped, Will's wrist sprain, my heels bloodied, my soul gone to hell-- but them boots was expensive). This is what they'll remember of us after we've gone and call us "barbaric" though we wore good boots. Copyright John Horváth Jr. ([email protected]) --John Horvath Jr Accesses: 30 |