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| I enjoy a good quote. Be it sentimental, inspiration, humorous, or just downright perverse, I simply can't get enough of those little jewels of wisdom that some of the worlds brightest (and dimmest) minds have concocted. This page, in case you couldn't tell, is dedicated to the people who make our paper-writing eaiser, our day to day lives more interesting, and our speeches more colorful. |
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"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors." "Never trust a computer that you can't throw out of a window." "To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." "The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little." "If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." |